Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Conversations about LOST

WARNING: IF YOU'RE A LOST FAN, POTENTIAL SPOILER ALERT. HOWEVER, NONE OF US REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON, SO MAYBE NOT

For 4 years my friends and I both received a college education and got hooked on ABC's LOST (ever heard of it?). Now that we're apart, we meet on gmail immediately following each episode to trade theories. This could be stupid. Or it could be genius. I'll let you know.

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2ND, 2010

10:21 PM me: HELLO
10:23 PM lexie: okay
and go
me: haha
WHERE DO YOU START
lexie: from the end
work our way backward
sayid
me: richard was a slave on the black rock!
lexie: alive? or is that the man in black
WHAT? how'd you get that
me: OR is it jacob reincarnated?
MIB referenced chains@
10:24 PM and richard being in chains
10:25 PM lexie: got it
interestingggggg
me: what elssssse
um knew it with the smoke monster = that guy
10:26 PM lexie: yes
definitely
me: also now it makes sense about the ash
around jacob's cabin
smoke monster can't get through it
lexie: aaaahhhhhhh
10:27 PM right
so whats with the parallel lives
me: ugh i don't even want to get into that haha
10:28 PM i don't understaaaaand
lexie: me either
:(
10:30 PM me: i think that's something that's not going to make sense for a while
lexie: probs not
me: so i'm filing it away for later


10:26 PM Kate: theories???????
10:27 PM me: richard was a slave on the black rock
Kate: yesssss
into it
obvs sayid = not sayid
me: sayid = jacob?
Kate: no sayid = guy who killed jacob?
or possibly jacob i guess
me: i think he's jacob
Kate: since the other guy is already john lock
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10:28 PM me: yeah
10:29 PM Kate: ahhh so confusing
so good
i want answers
10:30 PM me: i knooooow
Kate: poor juliette
:-(
10:31 PM we thought that was kinda unnecessarily sad
me: yeah that seemed pointless
haha
i mean she is the star of a new TV show
Kate: now sawyer is just SO ANGRY
me: it makes sense why she's not in it
Kate: yeah
me: but did we really have to full on kill her again
10:32 PM Kate: yeah
and "it worked"???
she knew there was an alternate universe?
wtfffffff
me: yeah
that doesn't make sense
10:33 PM Kate: also
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
wtf
ahhhh i forgot how mad this show made me when you can't watch 5 seasons consecutively in two weeks lol
me: hahaa



i know


FEBRUARY 9TH, 2010

9:03 PM me: say WHAAAAAT
Kate: WHAAAAAT
ETHAN
CLAIRE
WHAAAAAAAA
9:05 PM me: do you think claire actually died when that house exploded that she was in
way back in season 4
before she disappeared
Kate: i don't knowwwwww
9:06 PM are they all just going to get taken over by the evil force guy?
9:07 PM me: noooo
not hurley
Kate: booooo
9:08 PM i like that kate and claire are still friends in the alter universe
me: haha i know
9:09 PM although what the hell claire
that woman just held you up at gun point
is everyone super naive in this alter-verse
Kate: haha
a
apparently
9:11 PM me: ok what else
i'm getting really sick of the intrigue from temple guy
Kate: haha yeah
wtf
me: "we'll tell you everything you need to know"
NOPE
JK JK LOLZZZ
Kate: SPEAK ENGLISH
me: OR GIT OOOOUT
9:12 PM Kate: haha
9:13 PM me: jack seems so different now
9:14 PM Kate: yeah
9:15 PM traumatized
he doesn't know what to believe
doesn't trust himself
me: he's lost his leader pizazz
9:22 PM Kate: why did kate choose sawyer
goddddd
me: I KNOOOOOOW
i am getting so sick of that
also COME ON KATE
HE JUST BURIED JULIETTE
9:23 PM LEAVE IT ALONE FOR MAYBE AN AFTERNOON
Kate: oh you're grieving for your gf? wanna di?


9:26 PM lexie: WHAT IS GOING ON WITH CLARE
not everyone can be evil?
me: i think she died when her house exploded back in season 4
9:27 PM and then became "infected" and disappeared
lexie: what is this infection?!?!
me: i don't knoooow
lexie: is it like rouso's group of guys
me: i think so
because they go down into the temple
9:28 PM and come back "totally changed" or whatever that japanese guy said
lexie: HMMMMM
9:29 PM me: DO YOU THINK THAT WAS CLAIRE'S TRAP
is she the new rousseau
lexie: OH SNAP
yes
9:30 PM me: i guess they do have similar life stories
island baby
stolen
lexie: makes senseee